A tenant smuggles the dogs in, what should I do?

Question

I am a proprietor of the best inn in the town. One day a man arrived to lodge with us, a retired soldier by the look of him, wearing a pair of shabby boots and shabby clothes. He took the best rooms and appeared to have a lot of money. He spent freely, got himself new clothes, and a lot of so-called "friends" who always follow rich people. Then he spent everything, and had to move to a little garret under the roof, where he had to clean his own boots, and even mend them with a large needle. After a while he again acquired money somehow and started spending again, and moved to the best rooms. I am well satisfied with him, but my employees noticed that he smuggles dogs into his premises at nighttime. They said that one dog had eyes as large as teacups, the other - eyes as big as mill-wheels, and yet another - eyes as big as a tower. I think they were scared and exaggerate, and there was, perhaps, one big dog or something. Anyway, we have a strict no-pets policy. But I am afraid that if I complain, my tenant will move to another inn, and he is spending lavishly. But if I do not, all the other tenants will start brining pets and different animals with them and lodge them in my inn. What should I do?

Answer 1

ask him( your tenant )to get you the tinder box that your grandma forgot in a tree, and don't mind the dogs for now.  ;-).to make him do that, offer him some of the coins, that your grannie also left behind in the tree.

after you got  the tinder box,  the dogs will obey (only) you, every time  you use the tinder box.

turn it one time on for the dog with the teacup eyes

turn it two times on for the dog with the  mills-wheels eyes

turn it three times on for the dog with the big as a tower eyes

Now  you can tell them where to go or/and  what to do.

Answer 2

be nice to this man.  extend him credit if he asks and clean up after his dogs and say nothing.  he may turn out to be a powerful fellow who will think of you kindly if he ascends to power.

but if you ever see a trail of flour leading to your inn, don't clean that up!  let it lie undisturbed and perhaps you shall be richly rewarded.

just be glad he doesn't have a cat that wears boots - that p***y's crazy!

Answer 3

Things could be worse - you could have a pyromaniac as a lodger.  Imagine a tenant who sits alone in his room and strikes matches!

Answer 4

confront him, and tell him it is alright, and give him dog biscuts. he may be more important than you think, and thus, if you become a good friend, you will be rewarded!

tell the other tenents that  they are servuise dogs, and if they go blind, they may have premision.