A tramp walks into a bar.....?

Question

the bar tender says, sorry we don't serve tramps in here, the tramp says, no i just want a cocktail stick. barman gives him a cocktail stick and he goes. 10 mins later another tramp comes in. bartender says, sorry, i wont serve you. tramp says its ok i just want a cocktail stick. this happens another 4 times. the bar man decides to ask the next tramp that comes in whats going on! so another tramp comes in and says, can i have a straw? the barman says, what the h**l is going on! you are the 7th tramp to come in here today!! the rest have asked for cocktail sticks though. the tramp says, aw someone was sick outside but all the best bits have gone!!!

Answer 1

aw gross!

but it did make me laugh so well done lol

i'll give u a star =]

Answer 2

It's a good'un but I've heard it before.

Answer 3

yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk

i guess it could be funny if it wasn't go gross

yuk yuk

Answer 4

is that supposed to be a sick joke

Answer 5

Guess im not eating tonight lol =]

Answer 6

Lord, can i please have the last 30 seconds of my life back??????

Answer 7

Good grieff, that's almost the same as my snotter joke. My party piece!!!!!!

Answer 8

Ew, that was nasty!!! Lol, good one!

Answer 9

The "sick" joke was good but could have been better if you occasionally used your cap key.

Answer 10

Awesome!

Answer 11

Don't get it, and how is that a question? yahoo answers how can i answer summin that's not a question???

Answer 12

Oh well...I'll eat later then! LOL