A very F'ed up Country..?

Question

Take a look at some of the laws I found, that are real.

http://www.bored.com/crazylaws/

Alabama

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

• It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

• It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.

• It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

My state

Indiana

• Evansville: While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.

• Fort Wayne: You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record "It's In the Book".

• Gary: Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.

• Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.

• Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide

Please tell me some of these are just crazy.

And pretty funny.

Answer 1

Whale hunting is illegal in Utah. LOL

Answer 2

What did the police have to do when Americans were, for the most part, law abiding, church going, Bible believing citizens?  Stupid laws had to be created that would make a lot of ordinary law abiding citizens criminals.  

That Gary Indiana GARLIC law would have made me and every other Italian and Sicilian a criminal.  Now, in these days, the ACLU would jump all over that as a racist law.  

Answer 3

Aha. My personal favorite from Alabama is: " Boogers may not be flicked into the wind." Cracked me up XD

Answer 4

Funny to some degree, but mostly sad.

More good examples of government in our country that has WAY overstepped its boundaries.