A very bad picnic?

Question

last week my mother and i went on a picnic, as we were eating honey glazed ham, i looked towards a very pretty woman on the other side of the park. when i looked back my mother was being eaten my a large bear, she lost her life and i lost some very expensive ham. Jimmy xx

Answer 1

haha u r soooo funny haha ask more questions!!!!

Answer 2

the bear spit your mom out and she lived happy this is how it goes

Answer 3

sucks about the ham dude

Answer 4

Well , I do not know for sure what your question is , but judging by what you ended with, I would say that you need to adjust your priorities .

Answer 5

omg wow u stick up for ur mother did u even try and hoo cares about the ham