A way to conserve lots of water?

Question

im thinking we could invent a green bio-compatible "o" ring device we could install on our anuses that would have a pre-loaded plastic bag, sort of like a condom. then you just take a dump and it extends out the bag, when it's full you just tear it off and tie it off with a twistie. There would be no need for any mass amounts of water being used in the toilet anymore.

Answer 1

You've spent a long time thinking about this, haven't you? You sick puppy.

Did it occur to you that when you squish it, it would be WARM?

Answer 2

The US Army Special Forces teams already do something like this.  They do into a gallon size Hefty bag and take it with them until the end of the mission so they won't leave any traces in the field for the enemy to follow.

Answer 3

we already got it

Astronauts use it

Answer 4

Yeah, but you are using plastic and that is just as bad as wasting water, it is even more toxic.  

Answer 5

Or, you could just get a composting toilet, or the kind that doesn't use water all the time. They do in other countries.

Answer 6

i think thats really gross and it would smell.

Answer 7

nice.  what about the plastic factor?