a proud father is waiting outside the delivery room when suddenly the door bursts open.
the nurse comes out to give him the news of his child,
the nurse said" sir,i have good news and bad news,the good news is that you have a son.
the bad news is your son only has a head no torso,no arms.no hands .no legs and no feet"
the young father is gutted ,after the initial shock he accepts what he has got.
the next day he puts the head under his arm and takes his son home and sets off to get on with his life .
21 years pass,and his son has done him proud by being the model citizen.
he feels it is time for him to have his first lager.
he puts his under his arms and sets off to the local boozer,he walks into the boozer walks up to the bar and orders 2 pints of guinness,
the barman looks at him with disbelief..but keeps quiet.serves the 2 pints.
the dad has a drink of his pints and holds his sons head whilst he has his first drink.... ALL OF A SUDDENLY HE HEARS A.POP.looking at he son ..a torso appears.he quickly gives him another gulp of the guinness..another pop.a pair of legs appear..another drink..a pair of arms appear......another drink...a pair of legs and a pair of hands appear.
shocked his dad tells his son to outside and hail! hail! a taxi while he pays the bar bill.
as his dad is paying the bill he hears a screach!!!!! outside the pub.
he races outside to find his son lying at the side of the road.
he sprints into the pub asks the barman to phone 999.
he looks at the barman and he is just standing there shaking his head in disbelief...
he says to the barman "what is your problem"
the barman looks him straight in the eyes..and says ..
wait for it
ready
"HE SHOULD HAVE QUIT WHEN HE WAS A HEAD"
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