A wee true story I came across ?

Question

A man caught a guy robbing things from his shed..he immediately rang the police.. who told him we will come when we can we have nobody available at the moment...the guy annoyed by this rang back and said it's ok.. don't rush I have shot him

within seconds the police cars rushed up to his house and caught the burglar red handed...A policeman said to the man..I thought you said you had shot him? the man replied I thought you said there was nobody available!!

Rico I apologise!! just found this funny

Answer 1

made me chuckle

Answer 2

have a star young lady.probably is a true story too.

Answer 3

here is another one !!

Flaming Projectile Gerbil ( i know its rude )



"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.

"I pushed a cardboard tube up his r****m and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second-degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his a**s and lower intestinal tract.

Answer 4

superb adele

Answer 5

lol I found it funny as well

Answer 6

good one