A wild duck bit me, do I need a rabies shot or can I just suck the poison out?

Question

A wild duck bit me, do I need a rabies shot or can I just suck the poison out?

Answer 1

You need to such the poison out.  So go find that duck.  Catch that duck.  Hold him by the wings in front of your face.  Make lip-lock with the end that don't quack and suck that poison out!

Answer 2

depends on how well you know the Duck~!!!

Answer 3

JUST suck the duck, THEN GO TO THE HOSPITAL~!!!

Answer 4

That's "Just Ducky!"

For best results, have your signifcant other suck out the Duck poison.

Answer 5

Wow...your arm will fall off