A woman gets pregnant and the guy leaves her.......?

Question

She finds out she's having triplets and decides to not get an abortion. She goes to the grocery store and there's a robbery. She gets shot three times in the stomach. Woman lives and so do the babies. She has two healthy girls and a normal boy. 13 years later her daughter comes to her and says mom I peed a Bullet! The mom worried said she'll look into it. The next day her other daughter comes to her and says the same thing. The mother is busy but promises to look into it. The next day her son comes to her. Whats wrong hun, she asks. The son says mom I was jerking off and I shot the dog!

Answer 1

LOL....that's funny

Answer 2

ya even i didnt get that "guy leaves her" thing....

Answer 3

Eglonr, I swear, When I read your answer, I laughed so hard that my co-workers had to come and check on me.

I have never heard this one before but your answer let me know that it is an old one and when you said tht you always felt sorry for the dog in this joke, I just fell out.

Good one...you made it funnier...

Answer 4

LOL 10 STARS but since i cant 1 star, nice joke dude

Answer 5

I have always felt sorry for the dog in this joke

Answer 6

Brilliant joke!! But, what's with the title, 'the guy leaves her'?

Answer 7

really weird