A woman hit my car?

Question

We were at a stop sign and when I stopped the woman behind me bumbed into my car SO I reversed and hit her car back assuming she would like the same treatment. She ended up following me to my home and now she's sitting out in her car and I THINK that she called the police. If she did they should be here soon because I live only a few blocks away from the police station. What should I do? I'm thinking of making this a joke and telling the cops that I thought she wanted to play tag.

And yes I'm serious, yeah I'm a little delusional and crazy so no need to post that stuff just tell me what you think of my plan or what you think I should do. Quickly though because if the police do show up I don't think I'll be on the internet for long.

Answer 1

DO IT! i think that would be awesome i mean she did do it first right?

Answer 2

Call an attorney, ASAP. You should have stopped and filled out a police report. What you did was technically a hit and run.

Answer 3

Good plan. The officers will think it's very funny.

Answer 4

some things are not good to joke about!

p.s. come back soon and update us on your story!

Answer 5

Sounds like a regular @#$%!