A woman wanted to please her husband....?

Question

she took her close off and told him:do what ever you like and I will not say no..my dear

the man tied her to the bed....and went out the room... to sleep with the maid

Answer 1

OMG!

That's horrible. LOL though..

:)

Answer 2

This is an another way to please her husband lol!

Answer 3

Try this one: the couple come home from having a night out. The wife goes up to the bedroom to get ready for bed, but the husband runs into the kitchen. He grabs a glass of water and an aspirin and runs up to her and hands it to her. She says, "what's this? I don't have a headache!" and he goes, "aha! gotcha!"

Answer 4

worth a chuckle at best...

here's one better:  A farmer walks into the bedroom where his wife is reading in bed, with a sheep under his arm.  He says, "I just wanted to show you the pig i've been sleeping with."  His wife puts her book down and peers at him over her reading glasses.  "I think," she says, "that you'll find you are holding a sheep, not a pig."

The farmer looks at her and states, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Answer 5

WOW but funny LOL

Answer 6

Wow... That's kind of funny. But sort of sad for the woman...

Answer 7

Last time I saw this he went to play golf....however...

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed s*x more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy s*x more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"  

Answer 8

well go figure!  

Answer 9

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

Answer 10

funny!!!!!!!!!

Answer 11

haha

Answer 12

oooooh snap!

too funny XD

Answer 13

ok????....... i gues that was funny not right though