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A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates..........?

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A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'

So the zebra went off in search of God.

When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

God simply replied 'You are what you are.'

The zebra returned to see St Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'

The zebra looked puzzled. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.'

The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'

'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is.'

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13 ANSWERS


  1. HaHa

    Love it!


  2. i dinny get it  

  3. Liked that alot - I even read it to my BF!

  4. that's not a question, that's a riddle

  5. lmfao star lol

  6. lol thats funny as "bad words"   i love it.

  7. LOL... That is so funny, made my cry, i laugh so hard.

    Can I borrow that??

  8. hehehehehehehehehe thats funny hehehehehehe

  9. nice joke mate (Y)

  10. thats funny


  11. lol..

    this is

    so funny

  12. no way, lol. 'you is what you is' lol

  13. lol ^.^

    i didnt expect that

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