AFL jokes, jingles or songs about other teams....? Do you know any?

Question

Have you heard of any jokes, jingles or remixes of club songs for AFL teams? Some are pretty funny... there is 2 i have heard:

(To Fremantle's club song tune)

Freo fat and slow

kick em up the bum

and they still wont go

freo there is no hope

we are the freo dockers

or

WC joke,

How many west coast eagles players does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

none, because they cant climb the ladder

have you heard of any? if not, feel free to make one up =P

Answer 1

when west coast told Ben Cousins to keep away from drugs

he bought a 15 ft straw

Answer 2

"eagles new hungry jacks meal deal"

no chips no burger just COKE AND ICE

Answer 3

You have a couple of funny one's there. I hope that people have enough of a sense of humour to enjoy them! Here's the one I heard my son sing about Carlton a few years ago;

We are the wooden spoons.. we are the old dark wooden spoons.. we're the team who always lets you down.....

...we are NOT the champions....

Answer 4

A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says. "The seat is empty."

"That's incredible", said the stranger. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

The stranger replies, "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. Couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

Answer 5

Ah, exuse me those are MY  jokes, and its suppost to go how many freo player does it take to..... because they cant cl8imb the ladder coz they cant even get into a grandfinal.. let alone win one!!!!HAHA

What do the Iraqi Football team and the Richmond tigers FC have in commen?

Most of their players are sheite.

What does a collingwood supporter who has a job say?

Would you like fries with that?

BOGONS!

Yeh..... =)

Answer 6

Q. Whats the difference between Port Adelaide and an arsonist?

A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.

Q. What do Carlton fans and sperm have in common?

A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being

Did you hear that the Australian Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?

Well, they had photos of Collingwood players on them - buyers couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Answer 7

Some of mine have already gone BUT

A couple of years ago when I was living in Melbourne a friend of mine gave me a present of two Collingwood season tickets. Although I thanked them, I was never going to use them so I took them down to the MCG and nailed them to the front gate.

Well, after I went home I thought - what a waste, I shouldn't reallt throw things like that away so I went back to the MCG and..........

got my nail back.

HaHa

Answer 8

I know plenty of jokes about Collingwood. Here are a couple of one liners.......

Q: What do you call 20 Collingwood fans skydiving from an aeroplane? A: Diarrhoea

Q: What do you have when 100 Collingwood fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

Q: If you see a Collingwood fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.

Q. Why do Collingwood fans whistle whilst sitting on the bog? A. So they know which end to wipe

Answer 9

Port and Freo new 4th quarter tactics

==>> Everyone must learn and apply Heimlich manoeuvre in 4th quarter

Memo from ground staff to WCE players

==>> Please do not snort the 50 meter line

.

Answer 10

A Family of Collingwood supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Richmond footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Tiger supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of Winfields and says, "Go talk to Mum.

Off goes the little lad with the Richmond footy jumper in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Tiger supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie of VB at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "lets go talk to your father".

Off they go to Pentridge during visiting hours with footy jumper in hand and find bubba, his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Richmond supporter and I would like this jumper for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks him from one end of the rec. room to the other for further good measure.

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home (Reservoir). The mother turns to her son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes knackers I have." "Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Richmond supporter for an hour and already I hate you Collingwood b******s."

Answer 11

X man that was a good one 15ft straw I had a good laugh

Answer 12

Whats the thinnest book in the world?

Carlton champions of the new millenium

Answer 13

Q: There is an avid Port Power supporter riding down the road on a bike. Why would you NOT run them down with your car?

A:  Because its probably your bike.

Answer 14

2  teams: The WCE and Saints!

Answer 15

ciao i'm m@mm@pazza.......... HOW ARE YOU??

Answer 16

Q: What does a Port Adelaide supporter use for protection when having s*x?

A: A bus stop!

i actually said that to a 16 year old Power supporter once, i received a letter from her later, telling now not only does she hate me, but so do her 3 kids!

Answer 17

Here's two AFL jokes

Melbourne Demons & Richmond Tigers