ANY FUNY STORIES OUT THERE

Question

Tell me a funny story for more points woot woot

...or jokes

Answer 1

bunch of jokes - http://www.fl5708.blogspot.com/

Answer 2

call me on 07947856541 and i will tell ya one!

Answer 3

a man is walking in the jungle when a lion jumps out ready to eat him.

unable to do anything he got down on his knees closed his eyes anprayedyd, after a while nothinhappenednd so hopenednd his eye to look for thLionne and found it on it's knees in front of him. relieved the man shouted "thank you god! thant you!"

the lion said "shhhh...dont disturb me when i'm saying grace"

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two drunk men men were walking on a train track. after a few minets one man said to the other. " dont you think thes stares are really low?"

"i dont minde. i just wish they made the hand railing a bit highter"

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a woman invites a guy friend over to her house. he came and brought  with him chocolates and win. as they were getting comfortable the door bell rang. " quick! out the window, it's my husbend!" the man climbed out the window and was hanging by the ledge . it was to dark to see the ground, he was afraid to let go. the woman gave her husband the chocolates and he ate them, after a while they made him sick, so he opend the window th throw up, it was to dark to see the guy on the ledge he puke'd on him. feeling better he drank the win and then had to pee. so he opened the window and pee'd on the guy. then he and his wife went to bed. the man out side could'nt do anything but wait till morning. and as the sun came up he looked down and saw he was only a foot from the ground.

and the moral of the story is:

revenge is swift, even when we dont know it.

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this is more of a funny story than a joke.

a bird was flying  south for the winter but he was to late so it sarted to snow, so he sat down on a banch to rest.but he got so cold he froze and feel to the ground. after a whil a cow came by and pooped where the bird was, the p**p was warm, it thawed out the bird. the bird was so happy he began to sing, a fox nere by heard the bird, dug it out of the p**p and ate it..and the moral of the story is:

those who sh*t on you are'nt allwasy you enemy.

and those who get you out of sh*t arent allways your friends.