Question:

ARE THESE SILLY JOKES FUNNY OR NOT

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a space ship ?

Apollo neck woolly jumpers !

What do you get if you cross a pig with a naked person ?

Streaky bacon !

What do you get if you cross a box of matches and a giant ?

The big match !

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper ?

A high jumper!

What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park ?

Double yellow lions !

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ?

A brush with the law !

What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight trousers ?

A hole in one !

What do you get if you cross a plumber with a field of cow pats ?

The poohed piper !

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a bottle of whisky ?

Trunk and disorderly !

What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?

Central bleating !

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  1. LOL. Reminds me of times on the playground when you used to run up to people and go, 'Ive got a joke!'


  2. What do you get if you cross a mouse with an elephant?

    A very disturbed mouse!

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