ARE you the one that knows the finest bar joke of all time? What is it?

Question

ARE you the one that knows the finest bar joke of all time? What is it?

Answer 1

Well, this one is pub related:

A few months ago a police officer was patrolling a local bar, hiding his car in the shadows so the drunks can't see him. After a while, a man comes stumbling out, looking like he's drunk a lot. He stumbles to his car, struggles to pull out his keys and then sloppily gets into his car, where he sits for a few minutes. In this time, some guys get into their cars and drive away, but the officer isn't interested. They weren't really all that drunk anyway and he really has to catch the first guy.

Finally, he (the supposed drunk) pulls out and drives 10 metres before the officer pulls him over and gives him a breathe test. Funny thing is though, it reads that he has not had any alcohol. He tries again, but once again, he is clean. The officer suggests they take him down to the station when the not-so-drunk man says "Oh don't bother. I'm just the designated decoy"