AWOL....Missing, where are they now?

Question

Where are Pinky & Perky? Did they end up on the hog roast or become part of a Melton Mowbray Pork Pie?

Where is Muffin the Mule? Did he get shipped off to France to be consumed and ingested? Or did he end up in the Glue Factory after a lethal trip to the abattoir?

Where is Larry the Lamb? Did he end up smothered in mint sauce... chewy and tasting like old boot leather?

Where is Hector from Hector's House? Was he ceased under the dangerous dogs act and put down?

Where are d**k Dastardly and Muttley; Penelope Pitstop; The Ant Hill Mob; and Peter Perfect? Did all their vehicles fail the MOT? Or were they too high in exhaust emissions? Or maybe the price of petrol made the round the globe race nonviable? Or where there just too many speed cameras, chicanes, sleeping policemen and traffic calming measures?

Answer 1

They were all sold on eBay to some nerd living in his mom's basement in Indiana and now rest quietly in a box under a stack of Playboy and Gamer magazines.

Answer 2

Where is Parsley the lion? Was he sprinkled on larry the lamb?

And the flowerpot men? Did they get buried under the daffodils?

Where is Kiki and ZaZa, Hector's chums?? They used to have buble bath in them in my bathroom.

Answer 3

Did you check under the bed?

Answer 4

For that matter what happened to He-man and the Thundercats.  Did He-man decide that he'd been hiding a sexual secret all these years and become a woman on the NHS? Were the Thundercats spayed and distrubuted to lonely old women who needed a companion?

Childrens t.v. eh.. aren't kids fickle.. and yet p**p like Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles and Power Rangers has been going on for years and years.

Answer 5

And what happened to Captain Caveman?

Did he get domesticated and turned in to Dale Winton?

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