Aaaaah! BUG!?

Question

AAAAAH! Ok, THERE IS A HUGE GREEN SCARAB-TYPE BUG WITH PROPER LEGS AND ANTLERS AND A SHELL ON THE CEILING OF THE BY THE DOOR SILL IN OUR BATHROOM!!!! HOW DO I GET RID OF IT AND WHAT IS IT!? IS IT POISONOUS? WE CAN'T GO IN BECAUSE IT MIGHT FALL ON US!!!!!!

Answer 1

buy yourself one of these.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamethrowe...

figure out the rest on your own.

HEHE

Answer 2

Use the broom and try not to harm it.

Answer 3

step one: open the door.

step two: smash the bug with a steel-toe boot.

step three: throw the bug away.

step four: close the door.

Answer 4

Cover it with a bucket or glass then slide a  paper/plastic sheet under it to trap it in the bucket/glass then transport it outside.

This also works well with bats.

Wish I was there to see this thing.