Aatheati, and atheati disbelievers, I give you a chance to disprove the atheati...?

Question

WAIT!!

Never mind, I mean...

Everybody knows they don't exist, right?

Answer 1

finally someone understands

Answer 2

Atheati?  What's an atheati?  I don't know anything about an atheati!

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Answer 3

Of course they don't exist nor are they watching everyone and everything

Answer 4

you are making my brain hurtaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhh

Answer 5

Isn't atheati proof that atheiati exist?

Answer 6

Of course we don't exist, move along please.

Answer 7

Of course they don't exist.

That would be absurd!

But be gentle when you pass that message on. It makes the little babby Sasquatch cry.  

Answer 8

If anyone answers no, then you'll have to kill them.