Two cowboys were watching their livestock in the western field. Suddenly, they noticed an Indian laying down on his stomach on the ground. They approached him and realized that he had his ear stuck to the ground. One of the cowboy says to the other one: You see that Comanche , he was listening to the vibrations of the ground. He is able to determine if a rider, or a stage coach is coming towards his direction and how many miles away they are. At that the Indian raises his head and says “ green stage coach, 2 miles away, going towards south, 2 horses , one brown, one black. a man , a woman, 2 children and some luggage in stage coach.
Woah!! that’s amazing says the other cowboy. This Indian is definitely incredible! How can he possibly know all that ?
Then the Indian raises his head again and says :
“Ran me over ½ hour ago!!â€Â
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