About the not so big and not so small willy in my pants?

Question

So being 18 I have had my willy for 18 years. O willy, how much we have had for 18 years. I tug and tug and you never shrugged. I made you hard, and explode and you still did not leave. I put you through so much discomfort and stress, and in the end their was no distress.

O willy, o willy. We had 18 good years, from chick to chick and not d**k to d**k. It seems only yesterday when I came out of the womb and I grabbed you for the first time. I thought you were huge, but alas I only grabbed my right hands ring finger. Was just born, so I didn't know. You were mad, but I knew you still cared.

WIlly....willly...willly.

Good Times, and Many more to come.

("'\(o.o)/"')

Answer 1

Haha, that was weird yet good.

& funny.

Answer 2

Sooo how is this a question

Answer 3

uhm you got a small willy?

Answer 4

...? not going to ask...