Absoloutley random stories of randosity?

Question

So basically all you have to do is write the MOST RANDOM story you can think of (so basically make it up) the story has to have no plot and can make no sense what so ever, the funniest and most random will get 10 points.

But here's some guidlines:

The story MUST BE MADE UP.

It must include the following phrases:

"The president is a demicrat!!!"

"The dash ringing, ca-prash ringing, da..."

"I'm a goofy goober yeah! You're a goofy goober yeah!"

"Do the locomotion with me!"

"Luke, I am your grasshopper."

And lastly, make it as random as possible. :D

Answer 1

youre a spongebob fan arent you

Answer 2

Once there was a guy who asked a stupid question on yahoo answers. He wanted me to say all these stupid things, like "The president is a demicrat!!!", "The dash ringing, ca-prash ringing, da...", "I'm a goofy goober yeah! You're a goofy goober yeah!", "Do the locomotion with me!", and "Luke, I am your grasshopper.".

and thats where it ends....