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Ach! Die steht auf einem Bein!!! What is this woman's problem???

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The "Flamingo," I'm talking about here. She is a German neunzehnjaerige named Vicky (pronounced Wicky) with the longest, spindliest legs I've ever seen. But this tall (ca. 6 feet) ostrich-like creature is one of those gals who looks really good in CLOTHES, but absolutley horrid naked (she has droopy b***s to boot, and for 19, that ain't cool!).

Now here's the real mystery of the Flamingo, who like most German women are anything but sensible: she hopped in the sack with me post-haste, but then didn't want to DO ANYTHING!

HELLO!!!

Still with me? Then after that dreadful night, she is BEGGING me for s*x! In the bushes and in broad daylight no less! That's right: the Büsche!!!

When I begged off that nonsense and tried to get away from her in a cab, she opens the back door of the taxi and jumps in, stalking me until I embarrasedly ducked into a cathouse to give her the slip.

What's up with this Doofe? She has her chance, blows it, then goes s*x crazy?!?

Crazy bird!!!

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  1. well not all germany women are like this ;-) and i know, because i am one lol

    but she maybe just wasnt sure about what she wants...

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