Adam & Eve - Caveman and Cavewoman?

Question

Ken Ham, in his infinite wisdom, founded the "Creation Museum" in Kentucky ($27 Million buckeroos from the Bible thumpers), where he provides the Genesis "reality" that Adam & Eve shared the Garden of Eden with dinosaurs!

I now see the light - Adam & Eve were Neandethals. Since God created Adam in His likeness, then God is a Neandethal, too. Since there was no toilet paper, running water, and no Walmart to buy anything, wheeee-eeewwww they were gamey! I don't think he explains in his museum why God jacked a rib out of Adam to make Eve (after all, he created Adam with neuro-networks, a fine vascular system, all full of atoms, electrons and neutrons making us what we are, you think it would be a cinch to zap Eve without the surgery). But then again, snakes talked back in those days. I guess even Ken has to admit there was "some" evolution as we're a bit different today. Thank Ken for the thought that when we go to meet our Maker, we'll be seated at the right hand of a Caveman.

Answer 1

If you publish that and get it in Borders by Christmas, your a millionaire

Answer 2

My major issue is the time difference in humans and dinosaurs....and I mean 100 MILLION..100,000,000 years or so difference between the end of the dinosaurs and the human like people of today!!!!!!!

THats a long time, even for geological time!!

Answer 3

Evolution, baby.

Answer 4

He is charging about $20 per adult admission.

It would be a sad indictment on the intelligence of Americans if he actually had a profitable business out of it. But then, I imagine it is already paid for from the donations of the same delusional people who believe that all the dinosaurs died out after being on the Ark. In fairness, I think some scientists should visit, say, Richard Dawkins, for a scientific viewpoint.

Answer 5

Who would willingly choose to live in a damp and cold cave, except by grave neccessity? That there is 'evidence' of people living in caves, here and there - implies nothing of the sort. Obviously Mr. Ham hasn't read the Genesis account, and hopes you haven't either.

'A fool always finds a bigger fool - to admire him'

Answer 6

not neandrithals but maybe homo erectus OR cro-magnum