Adults only what to put into a emergency kit?

Question

My friend is always giving gag gifts on people bdays. She is between guys right now so I am making her a kinda first aid kit or emergency kit lol. I am putting a vibrator and condom in the box. What else could I put inside there?

Answer 1

Lube, nylon stockings (not panty hose - fish net), black sleep mask, and soft velvet rope

Answer 2

Apicture of her Ex BoyFriend?

Answer 3

To be more practical, you need to put some sweets in emergency kit. In the army, they put chewing gum or chocolates. But in your case try putting "Clone a ***** kit - chocolate mold".

It is a v****a shape chocolate. hehehe. That would be fun.