Advice PLEASE!!! How do I convince my hubby not to put a nasty used urinal in the garage?

Question

My hubby came home from his parents house (whom hate me) with a nasty used urinal (It had been cleaned but its used thats still the fact). He wants to put it in the garage but there is no plumbing NOTHING. I think its really gross, and I dont want people seeing that when my garage door is open. How do I convince him that he cant put it up? HELP!

Answer 1

LMAO that is seriously awesome!

Your husband is f*cking amazing LoL

Everyone needs to calm down it's just pee! Boys pee on walls and stuff outside what's the difference if anything it's better cause he would be inside instead of spelling his name in the driveway for all the neighbors to see!

Answer 2

If you have kids or pets, tell him that the germs collected over the years that are uncleanable will harm your loved ones. If that doesn't work, just explain to him that the neighbors will think you're hillybilly weirdos who should be avoided because they use their garage as an outhouse.

Answer 3

Take him to his first aa meeting....hahaha

Answer 4

lol, tell him no nookie for him if he puts it in the garage.

Answer 5

My advise to you is when he has the garage door open with out him looking go throw it away, but not in the garbage can because he is going to see when he throw more garbage away. Make sure you keep the serious face so when he asks you if you seen the urinal just say no and say " I can't believee they stoled that nasty thing, who will want that junk" and just walk away.

Answer 6

Ok first tell him that is just nasty then explain to him that it's time to move on from the urinal  

Answer 7

IF IT WAS ME I WOULD TELL HIM IF YOU ARE GOING TO PUT THAT NASTY THING UP INTHE GARAGE THEN IM LEAVEING AND GOING SOME WHERE ELSE TO LIVE AS I DONT WANT ANY PART POF THAT NASTY THING IN MY HOUSE OR GARAGE AS IT IS YOUR HOUSE TOO AS WHEN YOU GET MARRIED YOU ARE TO BE AS 1 COUPLE AND EVERY THING HE GOTES AND YOU HAVE IS SHARED AND JOINED TOGETHER SO WHEN IN GODS GRASED WOULD HE WANT TO EVEN PUT SUTCH A NASTY THING UP IN HIS HOUSE  AND TELL HIM ITS EITHER THE URNAIL OR ME  WITCH ONE DO YOU WANT TO STAY WITH HONEY AND SEE WHAT HE SAYS THEN  AND IM A MARRIED MAN AND I WOULD NEVER EVER BE THAT SICK TO WANNA DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.........TAKE  CARE AND GOD BLESS..............

Answer 8

Accidentally drop it while you are moving it.

Answer 9

tell him he can have something else he wants instead of putting it there

Answer 10

Compromise with him! He probably wants his own bathroom out there in the garage. Tell him if he doesn't put the urinal in, you guys could put money away to put a bathroom out there for him and set up pluming so he has an actual bathroom instead of having a urinal with no pluming.

Answer 11

Are you saying that your husband is so lazy that he won't come in the house to pee???Ask him if he realizes it is a health hazard. People used to die because of poor sanitation. There are places in the world that are STILL dangerous because of poor sanitation! Ask him if he wants to put his family and his health at risk for a few seconds of convenience. And then tell him if he really wants to "rough it" he can go live in the woods for awhile or go live in a 3rd world country, thank you very much. And then if he still won't listen to you, throw it away one day when he's gone. "Sorry, honey. I forgot to close the garage. Someone must have taken it." Oops. My bad...lol. I dunno, sounds kinda mean, but I wouldn't keep it for any reason!

Answer 12

Throw the bum out !! Sounds like you are married to Al Bundy

Answer 13

tell him you are going to throw your used pads and tampax in it

Answer 14

what is the real problem here.  People won't think anything of the urinal.  I think it is because you dislike your in-laws that you have issues about the urinal.  If it was good enough for Duchamp it should be good enough for you.  

Answer 15

like a urinal that you would find in a mens room or a commode?  That would kinda make a difference.  If it is a real urinal, then I would tell him he has to build a closet sized room around it because it would be inapproapriate for people to see.

Answer 16

Tell him to pee in the yard.  If he gets permission for that, he won't be so disappointed about not getting to use the urinal.

I have bushes around my house and I loooove peeing outside, I do it every day, all summer long.  

Answer 17

Compromise with him and tell him if he is going to put it in the garage to enclose it and have some type of door to it so that people don't see it when the garage door is open. Or either put latice around it and then cover the latice. I don't blame you, I wouldn't want to look at that either! My dad put one in his workshop, but it he ran the tubing out the back into a bucket and he empties it daily if he uses it. Good Luck! :)

Answer 18

Just ask him not to put it up. Give him reasons why and maybe he'll understand. But if he doesn't then just throw it away and tell him u didn't want it in the garage. Or also talk with him about it? Maybe make a deal.

Answer 19

Oh bother..

A man's garage is his castle, while the house is hers.

Seems to me making a big deal out of a standup, isn't a fight worth fighting. I'd say the city might have something to say about if he used it and it's not plumbed in. a good used urinal is worth money.. He can likely get a couple hundred bucks for it. A woman's idea of trash may in fact be a savings account.

Let it be..

Answer 20

I misread your question and thought you said garbage instead of garage and I thought what!!!  Oh I would have a staged break in and have them take that out lol.  I would tell my husband NO way are we having that in our garage and if it is in there I will take it out myself.  

Answer 21

hes your husband and you cant simply say no?

nice, if i was in your situation i would tell him what your typing that you think its gross that you dont want people to se it and that you dont like it or when he brings it over say we dont need this im throwing it away its not like its like its his grandmothers but ugly wedding ring that hes trying to give to you. like you said its a used urinal !

Answer 22

OMG! That is too funny. Guys and their crazy ideas huh? You may have to just put your foot down and say you won't have that nasty thing in your garage, especially since there isn't any plumbing in there. Be prepared for a fight though, but just give him the silent treatment and let him know you are really mad about it. Be prepared, most guys are stubborn and if he wants to do it he probably will anyway, whether it makes you mad or not. If that happens the best thing you can do is get one of his guy friends on your side without him knowing about it, and have the guy shame him into getting rid of it. Good luck.

Answer 23

i dont think it should be where anyone would see it.  If he has a bathroom that only he would use then maybe but otherwise no.  that's terrible.  tell him that you refuse to have that in your house but if he insists he can move in there and have his own apartment.

Answer 24

aw! u could get sum family members 2 steal it when you go out then when  

you *** bak its gone and act shocked..x hope u get rid ov it

Answer 25

Let him put it there, but then get someone to take it away. If he asks where it went say "oh my god! someone must have stolen it!!!"

And WHY does he want this thing? Does he plan on using it? Is he too lazy to go too the real bathroom? IS HE HIGH???

Answer 26

EWWW! God, I wouldn't let him bring it into the vicinity, much less into my house. Just stand firm and say, we already have a toilet WITH plumbing and just don't stand for a urinal in your home.

Answer 27

Tell him you will divorce him if he does so; that should probably do the trick.

Answer 28

Wait until he leaves for work, or whenever you have the house to yourself. Then take a sledgehammer to the nasty thing. Is he actually planning to urinate in it without having it hooked up to some kind of plumbing? What a redneck!!

Answer 29

Ha ha, wait.  Does he actually want to USE it, like to pee in? Or is he just going to hang it because he thinks it is funny?

If he isn't going to use it for its intended purpose, ask him what he DOES intend to use it for.  For example, might he be intending on using it as a "basket" for his work gloves or something? If he thinks such a suggestion is gross, tell him you think the neighbors will find the sight of it equally gross.  

If he intends to pee in it without it being hooked up to plumbing, that is just disgusting and he might as well pee right on the floor.  

Answer 30

You could always buy him a brand new urinal and some of those partitions so he can do it up right.

Answer 31

EWWWW

Good luck thats disgusting