Advise me please if I am right?

Question

I am 62 years old guy separated from my wife many years ago. Though I have 3 kids, all grown up and fully settled by now, but I neither had good relations with my wife nor I was satisfied by my s*x life. I even used to m********e very often even when I was living with my wife.

Now I am living alone. My problem is that now I want different women's company even though I do not get hard at all. But I want woman's body to play with and I want to satisfy her orally. I of course am able to ejaculate as many times as I like which I enjoy a lot. I also like to watch sexual stuff very much.

Please advice me a proper course of action.

Answer 1

My advice... get professional help... and I don't mean with prostitutes!

Have a Senior day.

Answer 2

I am kind of thinking that if you enjoyed writing this - and it sounds as though it might have been the most fun you have had for a long time - you might like to stretch your mind a tad further and look into some different sort of internet sites.

On the other hand - if you thought that you might be shocking the Seniors section with your lewd and crude and pretty unsophisticated 'dirty talk' ..........you might like to stretcth your mind a tad further and look into some different sort of internet sites.

Or you could try again with a little more imagination, finesse and maturity.

Just my suggestion as I think that you will find this a pretty hard bunch to shock.

Good luck .... sorry - what did you say your name was?

Billy no-mates?

Answer 3

Check out the personals on Craig's List. There's always some person who will fit your qualifications and would be happy to spend time with you. Just be honest up front that you only want a sexual relationship and that you do have some shortcomings.

Answer 4

Has someone hijacked your avatar?  Before this it is all about income tax, travel ,and polite responses about Mother Teressa, and in the past two hours you just slid down into the dark side.

Otherwise, there are side effects of those little blue pills they mention in the fine print on that sheet that came with them that you probably threw away or someone that you just had a close encounter with shared some of their pharmaceuticals with you and I would spend less time on the computer and more time making sure you still have your wallet.

Answer 5

Eeeeewwwwwwwww! Get some psychiatric help.

Answer 6

If you really want a serious answer post in the men's health category.  

Answer 7

The proper course of action is to put your offer into the right venue. . .this ain't it. . .

Answer 8

This is not the place to talk about things like this. One thing I can't stand is giving out too much detail. I guess you got what you wanted out of this category, a response.  Now you can leave happy.   Poppy

Answer 9

you need help and should be locked away till you get help, 62 years old and posting such material is a very sick mixed up person.

Answer 10

You must be posted as the premier of the World.

Where ever you go it will be raining there.

Answer 11

The jokes and riddles section wouldn't even get a rise out of this question.  

Answer 12

Andy1952, you are right.