Afew quickies but are they funny

Question

Q-- How do Eskimos like to travel to Alaska?

A-- On icicles built for two!

Q-- What kind of bug keeps Santa Claus company?

A-- Chimney Cricket!

Q-- What do elves learn in school?

A-- The Elf-abet!!

Kid 1: One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus decided to give his reindeer a vacation. In their place, he got eight monkeys to pull the sleigh. The names of the monkeys were Do, Re, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, and Doh.

Kid#2: Hey, what about Mi?

Kid 1: All right, you can pull the sleigh too!

Answer 1

not realy

Answer 2

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Answer 3

NO not funny. Sorry. But i'll star u for being 'clean'

Answer 4

Ha ha ha.!!!

Cheers Chris.!!!

Answer 5

Lol they are dumb funny

Answer 6

how do cajuns travel in ta swamp?....by there gator skinny skin skin

bugs that keep santa company?   BIG MOSQUITO"S

ELFS Learn hear to run fast not to be come gator bait

Santas reindeers,--Boudreax,Thibadeaux,clateel,... and any one else that can beat the other to the crawdad traps,,,lol

Answer 7

No

Answer 8

wow!your goofy!hah!

Answer 9

Been saving the mottos from Xmas Crackers have we?  Still, makes a wonderful change to hear something clean!