After 30 years I have just managed to get a lady to come out to dinner with me?

Question

I need advice as to where to take her as she plans to wear evening dress. Don't mind the expence. Shall it be Burger King or McDonald's I want to get lucky at the end of the evening

Answer 1

Nah Mate, use your head, take her to KFC, at least if you dont get lucky with her at the end of the night you will still of had your hands in a greasy box.

Answer 2

Expand your ground - I wouldn't go for BK or McD's they are crappy & cheapskate for first dates I think. Try an Italian resturant. It will be worth it.

Good luck on your date working out for you.

Answer 3

Get a home delivered take away and stay in. Do not get a five star curry because she will spend the rest of the evening siitting on the toilet reading a novel. Thats what happened to me when I tried a five star.

Answer 4

Come on it is you're first dinner with a woman take her to ihop or at least take her to a Chinese restaurant

Answer 5

NEITHER, IF IT TOOK YOU 30 YEARS AND SHE IS GOING ALL OUT TO GET FANCY SHE WANT SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE ROMANTIC

Answer 6

Which ones closer to your mama's basement?

Answer 7

If by your choice of places to eat are fast fool places and you know she plans to wear a gown. You should save the money you plan to spend, put a down payment on a new toilet bowl to stick your head

into it.

If you plan to be lucky it may be that you will have to play your own flute.

Answer 8

Try the Ace cafe down the Old Kent Road. They do a lovely sausage, egg, bacon and chips. Oh, and don't forget the tart for afters!

Answer 9

If she is wearing an evening dress and you take her to Burger King or McDonalds--trust me, you won't get lucky!

Try something more high class.

Answer 10

First of all, congrats on the date. Second of all, If she is going to wear an evening dress, dont take her to fast food.  Take her somewhere niceer than that.  She will probablly not go on another date with you if you take her to mcdonalds or burger king.

Answer 11

Pub first skinful of lager for you . Half of mild for the lady.

Down to the local chippy for the slap up evening meal.

Perhaps the traditional sausage dinner for yourself.

She will perhaps have a hot pasty so you could always slip her a bit of the old sausage to tempt her pallet further.

Back round to your place with a couple of cans of lager for yourself and perhaps a small sip for the lady

After a thirty year wait that should make a real impression

Answer 12

forget burgers... get her a large donna kebab, then a couple of cans of kestral lager to wash it down.. bingo shes all yours

Answer 13

I'd go for Burger King, but make sure that she pays half to prove that you are a liberated man...she'll go for this for sure!!

Also you could introduce the free toys as some bizaare s*x game...

Answer 14

30 years , you must be starving ! If cash is no object I would suggest Asda , handy for a bit of shopping afterwaeds . I would say take your own wine , theirs is far too expensive .

Happy eating and good luck

Answer 15

YOU MUST BE VERY HUN GREY

Answer 16

I would not take her to any of those. Take her somewhere more romantic. Chinese is definetly better or an italian restaurant.

Answer 17

Surely you must be Joe King! (I'm not joking & stop calling me Shirley!) Tee hee...

McD's. The fries are better. Love the Big Mac! But you won't get lucky. At least take her for a nice steak dinner. Or lobster. Some ladies get off on that. Personally I think seafood is disgusting. Especially crustaceans! Creepy!

Answer 18

entertain her in your own home. then you can entice her upstairs. cook her a nice meal.. with some expensive wine,  present her with some flowers she will be putty in your hands.

Answer 19

Well Joe, I would suggest a drive through and then a picnic on top of a hill

Good luck - it would work for me!

Answer 20

McDonald's Get the Bic Mac for some real luck.

Answer 21

If you want to get lucky for sure, take her to McDonalds and get her the happy meal. Show her you're not cheap & tell them to super size your fries. She will be over whelmed. And good luck to you.

Answer 22

How about the kentucky? Theres something to be said for finger foods!

Answer 23

neither the lights are too bright, nobody wants to see you and your psych ward escapee in her 30 year old evening dress that she never got to wear to junior prom

Answer 24

Seems like a stupid question, if you have been waiting 30 years (since 1976) you should ask the lady where she wants to go or at least pick a decent place, not McDonalds or Burger King.