After how many dates is it OK to perform the act of flatulence directly in your significant other's face?

Question

After how many dates is it OK to perform the act of flatulence directly in your significant other's face?

Answer 1

never

Answer 2

Depends on what sort of significant other you're trying to obtain. If s/he happens to like that sort of thing, then by all means godspeed. Get down with your badass, kinky selves. f**t like there's no tomorrow. Say it loud, we reek and we're proud.

Otherwise? Uh, probably not advisable.

Answer 3

Haha lol...never...wait until you're married to them.

Answer 4

I flatulate on the first date.

Answer 5

2 weeks.

Answer 6

999 years!

Answer 7

Wait until Marriage - you have to wait a year before they can divorce you!

Answer 8

Um... I would probably have to say after you're married. Or at least to the point where you know you're not going to scare her off. I don't know how many dates, but I know I would freak out if my boyfriend were to do something like that after a little while of dating. My husband does it now, but I don't care, because we've been together for so long.

Answer 9

After you're married.

Answer 10

I say wait a few months, when you know you are in a comfort level. It's always a little awkward, but it usually is a comical thing to remember.

My ex had his head in my lap the first time I let one rip. We laugh about it now, but he was just in shock during the actual event.

Answer 11

Not less than 10,000.

Answer 12

That is NEVER ok. That's terrible.

Answer 13

It's never ok.

Answer 14

Well, I admire you in asking that question. It is very profound! Well you are an excellent guy! Thank you for asking! Good description and explanation. Very interesting question!

Answer 15

none. if you can do it on the first date and she still calls you, then shes yours forever bro. however, if you dont wanna go home broken hearted after every first date, wait about a few months. or at least until you're confortable enough to have her face in your butt