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Ahoy: Has your boat ever been boarded by pirates, burned and split in half on the same day?

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Or did I just have incredibly bad luck?

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Last weekend the same thing happen to me, d**n those pirates.
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Sorry it happened, mate! Wot was the name of the vessel that that did ya in? I'm first mate on...better not say the name. Well, it wasn't us, anyhow. Ya gotta keep a lively look-out.
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No, I sail my forklift under the skull and crossbones

Morg
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Yep, kinda fills that way when all the Grandchildren get together. Actually, asked one if he could do anything he wanted what would it be? He replied wreck Grandmas house. I was stunned! I didn't know what to say!
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I have DONE that, but I have never been on the receiving end. At least, not as of yet. I'm sorry for you.
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Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Ye should have them all keelhalled!!!

Arrgghhh!!!
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That sounds like quite an adventure~

Sadly,I haven't gotten to ride a boat yet:(
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That's pretty bad! What tops it off is finding out your chest is sunken ! LOL
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Oh, wow, no!  The closest I got was setting sail to Catalina island at 3 in the morning in a 41 foot ketch rigged sailboat, having dolphins swim beside the boat and play in the wake and then calling for "ralph" off the back of the boat because the Bonine I took didn't work.  The week turned out great after that though.  No pirates, no fires, except the bbq and the boat was intact until we sold it.  It's been refurbished as a race boat and has placed very well in many races.

If I had known you were on the boat, you could have borrowed the parrot.  Pirots love colorful parrots that say "poly wanta cracker".  She could have fended them off.  Wow, so sorry about the boat.  Hope the pirates didn't "violate" you, that's yahoo!'s job.

Purrrrrrr
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Never in the same year, let alone the same day.

- Put out a fire on a ship in Alaska in November '97.

-Cracked deck in northern Pacific in Jan. '98.

-Boarded by pirates a couple times just east of Borneo on the equator in '01, '02.   All they did was steal some tools and a liferaft before anyone saw them at night while anchored.
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sorry matey I'm a land lover....
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Not while I was sober!! :0)
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It happens to me EVERY time I set out to sea.
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