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Airport conversation--Is this offensive?

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You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.

Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.'

Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'

Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'

Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.'

Pause...

Saudi Air: ' ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!'

Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 5 11.'

Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!'

Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us.'

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  1. Not offensive at all.

    Although it is against all of the PC mind bending.


  2. THAT is funny.

  3. MEAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

  4. loved it!!!

  5. not offencive at all i loved it

  6. No, that is not offensive.

    Extremely funny yes, but offensive? No.

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