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You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so polite!Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.'Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.'Pause...Saudi Air: ' ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!'Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 5 11.'Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!'Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us.'
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