Aland...can you tell me anything else about this small country or enclave?

Question

I know that it is officially part of Finland, it is autonomous, demilitarized, and unilingually Swedish...however, I would like to know if they have amenities, such as bars, beaches and para-sailing for my next vacation.

Answer 1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aland

Here lover.

Answer 2

No.  

Answer 3

Aland is very similar to Eland, but topographically dissimilar to Fland.  

For example, in Aland, the indigenous peoples burn elderly people instead of firewood, whereas in Fland, old people are ground up to make the traditional flour or "grind"

Answer 4

Are you making this place up? Is it like The Shire or something?  

Answer 5

I didn't know how to answer this this morning when I clicked on it. And ya know what? I still don't