Alcohol alternatives?

Question

I love being drunk, but a while back I drank way too much and now my body classifies alcohol as a poison. Every time I try to drink it, it smells absolutely horrid and gives me a KILLER stomach ache. Are there any alternatives to alcohol, or a way to get drunk without the stomach ache?

Please read this:

I know alcohol is dangerous, as will it's alternatives be. Quite frankly.... I don't care. Please no lectures.

Please no marijuana - nothing like being drunk.

No ecstasy - too expensive... MUCH too expensive.

And yes, I know about Kava Kava.

Thanks!

Answer 1

You could try a flavored alcohol like snchaaps available in a multitude of flavors.

also there is pure grain alcohol which mixed has almost no flavor.

Answer 2

whell why dont you have s*x withs me and i'll tell you