Alien Abduction ??

Question

when I woke up today my bladder was empty and my sheets were wet; does this mean I was abducted by aliens ??

Answer 1

Nothing like that. It simply means you are passing on your bed. Check your doctor He would prescribe medicine for bladder control.

How come alien abduction takes place only at US?

Answer 2

It means YO mama gonna spank U FO wetting the bed.... OH MY GOD ... There is a UFO in my sentence

Answer 3

Just a friendly warning, if you ask too many obviously ridiculous questions, you could get banned, and therefore unable to ask a real question when you need a real answer.

Best wishes.