Alien trouble got me down ?

Question

well you see every time i go to sleep at night i always put a moonbar right by the side of my bed so it can be ready for me to eat it in the morning but its never their in the morning and i just know its those pesky aliens again can someone help me!! please i want my moonbar!!!

Answer 1

Grrr I hate it when aliens do that! They are from the planet Zork. In part, its my fault. My dog and I put on our tin foil hats every night and walk outside to contact the mother ship. But we ended up contacting aliens from the planet Zork. So we got to talking, and they decided to visit Earth. My dog told me that we should get them something like a present, so we got them some moon bars. So we were beamed up, and gave them the moon bars, and had a feast on board. Apparently they really liked them because they've been stealing a lot of them from Earth. So sorry, its totally my fault. I'll try to contact Geh and see if I can get him to tell the zorkians to stop.

Answer 2

i think i'd assume that you have brothers possessing somewhat questionable ethics.

Answer 3

Well Kelly,

Your best bet to get to the bottom of this problem is to insert a tracking chip into your moonbar.

However, in order to actually find the culprit (if it is indeed an alien) you are going to need an extremely advanced mode of transportation.  That is, unless, you find that your problem is that (by now), 200 pound rat that has been making off with your treat for some time now...and will soon be expecting you to increase his portion to two bars a night !!

Answer 4

Well that is a HUGE problem girl. But I'm not sure if you could call these creatures aliens. They do not like moonbars. But moon marshens do. They are very closely related and are often mistaken for each other. You need to solve your problems with these loving and kind creatures.   They only torment the human species when they are mad at them. You need to invite them over for tea and crumpets and have a nice chat with them. You should talk about things like good will, loyalty, truthfulness, and discuss your differences. It will work I promise!!!!!

Answer 5

Maybe you ate it and never knew

Answer 6

who are you and what have you done with Tracy Terry?

really, that is nothing... my sweet old Irish Mum leaves a saucer of cream on her porch every night for "the little people".

every morning its empty.

My neighborhood is infested with Leprechauns.

or cats.