All Creative Ideas Welcome!!!!!?

Question

me and a really good friend have a battle going ove who makes the dirtiest jokes. both of us cant help saying dirty jokes at inappropriate times and we both think that the other is dirtier. i want to give her a medal or award that states that she is the dirtiest girl in the world (or something along those lines) but im out of ideas as to what to get her. an academy award with an erection would be a perfect gift but i dont think i could find one of those. So if you have anyother ideas please let me know

Answer 1

howabout you fill a condom with some sort of gel that won't melt at room temperature, and glue it to some sort of base.

The write on it "To the dirtiest girl I know, don't forget your protection!"

Also, put some sort of stick inside of it to hold it up.

Answer 2

That's the bad idea!