Ok. Im going to try this spell:Insouciant Inclemency
Redoubtable mediocracy
Refutable humanity
Make me what I wish to be...
A MERMAID
Witches one and witches all
Give this power to me
Repeat 10 times
whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don't look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell)
After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s)
-Legs changing color/getting itchy, tingly or achey
-Nausea
-Fatigue
-Difficulty breathing
-Coughing fits when in water
-Being able to breathe in water/hold your breath longer
-Random anger
-Scales appearing on your skin
-Gills appearing on your neck or under your armpits
-Legs sticking together or wanting to stay together
-Legs crossing by themselves
-Constant thirst even after drinking lot of fluid
-Headaches
-Wanting to touch or be in water
REMEMBER: SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT COMPLETELY NECESARY, IT'S JUST THAT MOST PEOPLE GET THEM.
Sometimes side effects don’t happen until 2 weeks after saying the spell
Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. It takes about a month for your tail to fully develop.
You do not get to choose your power. Powers I've heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis. The power may take up to 2 months to develop.
For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won't work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won't. After the actual spell, it says repeat 10 times, does that mean to say it 10 times total?, or to say it the firstime, and then 10 more times making it 11 total? Please dont be mean, if it doesnt work then let me find out myself,. And stop hating on all the other people wanting to be mermaid. Shouldnt you be happy that we still have imagiation instead of thinking about s*x, and having our minds melted by television? so only rwal mermaids or nice answers.
Thank You.
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