All the star signs work in a school what are their roles?

Question

just for fun

let me start

Capricorn the deputy head

and the serious student

aquarius the cool teacher everyone likes doesnt teach great so in exam days helps the students cheat.

pisces the r.e teacher

aries the headteacher everyone has respect for

taurus the dinner lady/man which is forced to cook healthy foods thanks to annoying jamie oliver.(chef on sainsbury's adverts)

gemini: the player and the one who always gets sent out of class for talking to much

cancer:the p.e teacher and the girl next door/boy next door kid

leo: the dramatic drama teacher, lively bubbly.

or the wannabee alpha male student

virgo:the science or english teacher the kids perv over

the child who attends extra revision class.

libra:popular, well known student. gets told off by teachers for overdressing or too much make up if a girl.

scorpio:the history teacher who you know is having an affair with one of the other teachers but denies it each time you ask in lesson.

sagittarius:the child who bunks lesson/skips school and comes back on exam dates and still excels more than average.

l0ol thats mine your turn

best answer gets 10+

Answer 1

aries: the bi*ch who all the guys fall for but all the girls would never want to cross

taurus: the nice guy who all the parents admires(although they don't know what a s*x maniac he is inside)

gemini: the big mouth who is pretty much friends with everyone, and who is frequently flirted with

cancer: the awkward one who dresses different from everyone else and made it out of highschool without cheating on anyone.

leo: the friend of aries. together they are the 'bi*ches' of the school who get guys very easilly. many envy their flirty ways

virgo: the worrier who is timid but very intelligent. nobody ever knew what a genius he was.

libra: the flirty girl who loves school, and even more, loves teachers. she gets good grades and keeps her a*s outta trouble. mostly...

scorpio: the quiet one who sticks with his water sign pals. hes usually weary of most people, but when u see him with his shirt open outside..u know he's looking for another 'conquest'...lol

sagittarius: friends with gemini, together they try getting along with everyone, but can't seem to stop pranking innocent 'suckers' just for the fun of it.

capricorn: the hard worker who is very stressed out. along with her school and personal life...she can't seem to take it much more. she seeks libra's balancing nature to help her out.

aquarius: the quirky one who loves books as much as pranks. he pranks more than sagittarius and gemini combined..even worse..it's usually one the teachers lol

pisces: the shy one with a big heart. she secretly loves aquarius. oddly this timid one is into the bad boy type. lol

that was fun

cancer sun

aries rising

taurus moon

Answer 2

Aries-The kid who thinks he's better than everyone else, but in reality he isn't. One of the bullies.

Taurus-The people that go around and steal everyone's food when they're not looking.

Gemini-The one who is talking to everyone and getting sent out of class for talking too much. *points to thyslef*

Cancer-One of the emos! lol

Leo-The popular kid every girl in the school wants to date.

Virgo-The little miss smartypants who is sitting in the library reading every single book in sight doing homework for 3 weeks ahead.

Libra-One of the popular kids, but still pretty cool. One of the show-offs, but not really meaning to. They wear too much make-up. Seen with the Taurus stealing everyone's food.

Scorpio-The kids that get sent out of class for flipping off the teacher...and while sitting in the principal's office they're plotting revenge.

Sagittarius-The blunt, loud mouthed one who is constantly talking to everyone. Sorta like the Geminis only more philosophical...

Capricorn-Keeping the bad kids in check, AKA, the freaking Hall Monitor who makes a huge deal out of nothing.

Aquarius-The weird loner kids who are hanging in the back of the school. They sometimes chill with the Geminis. :P

Pisces-The OTHER emos.

I based this off my own school. xD