All time good combats?

Question

what are some good combats that you can use for ANYTHING?

are there such common ones?

or

what are some good combats for a situation ( you name)?

Answer 1

ur momma is so stupid she tryed to put m&m's in abc order!!!!! hahahahaha

Answer 2

 yo mamo so stupid she starved to death whilst locked in ASDA

Answer 3

whats a good combat wen someone tell you 'ha! atleaste i didnt fail 7th grade'

 

 

 

 

 

Answer 4

you so f****n ugly when u were born the doctor took one look at chu and slapped ur parents and said "wat da h**l is dis " !!!!?????

Answer 5

Your Moms So Fa They called her KFC For, Kentucky fat Chicks

Answer 6

If someone sais "shut up" say your face is the one thats talking

Answer 7

your momma is so fat her pants size is b***h lose some wait

 

Answer 8

Yo momma so fat when she wear a rain coat all the kids think she a school bus. your momma so fat when she saw white kids on the school bus she said stop that twinkie. you so ugly that you look like a young bill cosbey.you liner so cricket that why they made the phone cricket then you liner with nation wide.

Answer 9

your mum0a is so fat if she went down the beach,the whales wud start singing "we are family"

Answer 10

 Your projecting!

Shut your mouth you big a*s  moron

Answer 11

your mum is so fat she stepped on the scale and said "hey, its my phone number"!

Answer 12

If sumone spat on you, say: i asked for the news not the weather!+

Answer 13

Your breath smells so bad, that when you went to brush your teeth, the tooth paste backed down the tube!

Your so dumb that you climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side!

When you entered the ugly contest, the judges said "strictically no profentionls alllowed!

Your so fucked up that you look in the toilet bowl because you think that it is a better reflection of yourself!

Your so lame that you skipped dinner and went straight to desert. . . And that is the reason why you are so fat today.

THIS IS SOME THING THAT I SAID TODAY! there is this guy called dylan, he stills everyones bag at school so i said to him. Why the f**k do you smell like s**t all the time, here is some home work for you. . . wash your clothes! haha.
If you want good combacts say bad s**t about the people thats what i do add me on mesenger so i can help you out! [e-mail]

Answer 14

Your mum is so hairy, the only language she speaks is WOOKEY!
your mum is so poor, her b***s are real!
Your mum is so fat, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Answer 15

your mum is so fat.. i had a two hour exercise running round her

Answer 16

your mum is so fat when she walked past the tv you missed 6 episodes

Answer 17

your mum is so fat when she walked past the tv you missed 6 episodes

Answer 18

shut the f**k you stupid a*s little dumb a*s kid

Answer 19

say hi u poopie face

Answer 20

well i have to say this was funny on second life..... it made me laugh so hard maaan...

[19:07]  EmmaRocks Jinx: wow man u truley dont have a life.
[19:07]  BD Burnstein: I do
[19:08]  BD Burnstein: its just not as hard as you think
[19:08]  EmmaRocks Jinx: go get your pooh-bear and snuggle with your mommy.
[19:09]  BD Burnstein: well, to build to yourself Self respect you cant in SL. tz right. Live with it.
[19:09]  EmmaRocks Jinx: at least im engadged {smerks}
[19:10]  BD Burnstein: brain neither
[19:14]  EmmaRocks Jinx: Well, at least I'm not the one trying to get another boys' girlfriend. If you ask me, thats pretty S****y.
[19:15]  BD Burnstein: what are you talking about?
[19:15]  EmmaRocks Jinx: Exactly

Answer 21

Well, at least I'm not the one trying to get another boys' girlfriend. If you ask me, thats pretty S****y.