Alright, I gotta ask this Y!A friendly. What length would make Ken (Barbie's bf) anatomically correct?

Question

Before you all decide to delete me again, I am building a diarama for a nudist colony. I am NOT a sicko. I have several Barbies and Kens occupying various areas of the nudist complex. I have to make the scenery look real. Can you help without throwing a hissy-fit about naked Barbies and Kens? Sheez, let's be adults here.

Answer 1

A man's flaccid p***s is usually about the same length as his thumb.  Look at Ken's thumb and copy that.

LOL.....I just made that up.  IDK.

Answer 2

Give him a good 8 inches!  This IS good humor though, you have to admit!  Anyway, anything less than a good 8 inches would not do justice to a doll I've had a ton of fun with, not to mention Barbie deserves it!

Answer 3

all he needs is a wallet.

Answer 4

I don't know.  I just wanted to say I am LMAO at the question!

OK how about this: figure out a ratio or fraction of an 'average' size part and, say, a 6 foot guy.  I'd estimate 6"/72".  That means the guy's part is equal to 8.3% of his total height.  I don't know what a Ken doll's height is, but say it's 10" high.  8.3% of 10" would be .83 inches.  So I guess that's my answer.  LMAO again

Answer 5

They used to make an anotomicaLLY correct dolyy named Billy.  he was marketed towards the g**s.  he even had a UPS outfit.  

sadly however i looked on ebay, and alas i found none of them.

Answer 6

i dont understand why you even need to know the length?

Answer 7

Maybe one of those Rice-a-Roni noodles?

Answer 8

Wow..that is a tough one. I do not do Math well. (cannot even balance my checkbook) So let's see...I'll go with about the size of a peanut..yah, that's a good analogy. A peanut sized beanus.

EDIT:OMG..THIS IS FOR RIVERKID..I HAVE FOUND BILLY!

http://cgi.ebay.com/g*y-INTEREST-BILLY-A...

AND ANOTHER OMG...BILLY'S BOYFRIEND!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Carlos-Totem-g*y-Bil...

Answer 9

Thou fawning puke-stockinged foul deformity! Thoust maiden Barbies and Knight Kenneth shall don full attire! Hey nony nony..let this proclamation be heard and this be decreed throughout this land.

If thoust does not follow this decree, may thine beanus be charred by the flames of h**l, and fall into ashes at your feet!l! May thine nether regions be covered with thick fur and boils!

Thou warped flap-mouthed strumpet! Now covereth thine Barbies!