One day, a telemarketer calls a house, and the phone is picked up by a little boy who whispers,"hello?"
"Hello, may I please speak to your mother?"
"No, she's looking for something."
"Well, is there someone else I can speak to?"
"Uh-huh"
"Who might that be?"
"The fireman."
The telemarketer gets a little worried.
"Why is there a fireman at your house?"
"He's looking for something too, along with the policeman."
Now the telemarketer is really worried.
"There's a policeman looking too?"
"Uuuhh-huh."
"Well, just what are they looking for that needs a fireman and a policeman?"
The boy starts to giggle.
"Me"
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