Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my a**s and i need help (this is a serious question don't delete)?

Question

I have it stuck, and i mean stuck. this is serious, cause it's really starting to hurt. it's stuck above the muscle that contorts and relaxes while you deficating

The cap came off and there is no ink inside

I really don't want to go to the hospital...It's not easy to make and excuse for why i did this

how the **** do i get it out

I've tried everything from my fingers to needle nose pliers to get it out i've also tried to push it out.

should i just wait for my body to push it out for me please help

Answer 1

You HAVE to go to the Emergency Room - seriously.  It might be embarrassing, but they WILL have seen this before - its not that uncommon.

The lower bowell acts as a kind of vacuum.  Once you've gone up further than the upper sphincter (the muscle you mentioned) objects can get jammed.  Its called Bowell Obstruction, and it can be extremely serious.  Its not going to come down naturally but will get worse, and you could perforate your lower intestine - and that will lead to you potentially having to have a bag fitted.

Seriously, get yourself down to the hospital NOW.

Answer 2

Don't try anything else to get it out.

The reality is, you are going to have to go to hospital. If you decide not to, expect this to become worse and for damage to follow.

People come to the ER for everything and anything you can think of, and to be honest... I know for a fact that there are worse things to come in for than this.

Time for you to go... do not put it off.

Answer 3

put some Vaseline and a vacuum cleaner hose trust me I used to be a plumber  

Answer 4

eat a lot of fiber and hope you p**p it out

Answer 5

Sorry to sound mean, but it appears you earned your nickname here.

I suggest trying stacks of lube around it. Don't do anything to force it out, as you may damage anal lining inside, etc.

Btw, IF it's not better soon, talk to the hospital. Believe me, that is NOTHING new to them; they have had all SORTS of interesting and unusual situations in ER and admissions. Not just kids or teens, either. Adults also do some *interesting* experiments.  

Answer 6

Go to the nearest E.R.

I worked Emergency Service for 16 years and nothing surprizes E.R. people anymore.

Answer 7

You need to go to the hospital.

They will not care; they see this stuff all the time, and don't need any excuses, they will understand and respect your feelings.

There is NO WAY you should insert objects like needle-nose pliers up there - it could quite possibly cause even more harm, if you create a tear or perforation in the colon wall.

And unfortunately pushing may not work, and the "object" may also cause a tear or perforation on it's way out.

Ultimately you should just bite the bullet and go to the hospital - they will need to inspect any possible damage anyway - you don't want any bits left up there.

Also you may want to be careful with what positions you sit in, a solid object doesn't contort as your colon will as you move.

It may be embarassing, but your health is at risk otherwise.

Answer 8

Believe me . . .they have seen much more bizarre things than a highlighter.  My surgeon once told me about having to remove a small plastic doll from somone's r****m once . . . and he said that was just one example of embarrassing things he has had to remove.  

If you do not seek medical help and it does not dislodge by itself, you could so such serious harm to your self that you might require surgery to reconstruct your a**s and/or r****m.  And believe me, you don't want that. There is every chance that being in there is irritant enough to cause your inner sphincter muscle to spasm, making it nearly impossible too pass a hard object like that out.  Any attempts you make not knowing about your body and the very delicate tissues you are poking around at could leave you with much worse.  

And from now on, go to the s*x toy store and buy something that is SAFE for this kind of use.  

Just go to the doctor.

Answer 9

Ok I'm not even gonna ask....

umm this might not be too good for you but maybe try taking a whole lot of laxatives? Maybe that will help push it through I don't know.

Maybe wait it out, try not to panic. Its kind funny though.. sorry.

Answer 10

okay if you can manage to walk or sit

get in your car and drive to the wal-mart or what ever then get some laxative pills that should work

Answer 11

it will hurt but you really do need to get it out, so try relaxing the muscles and try and get a hold of it with your fingers, tweesers are too dangerous you could cut something...

trying to push it out while your trying to get it isnt helping as you will not be able to relax enough to get your fingers in properly.

get them in firts then if you must, push a little...

i hope i've helped...

otherwise you will need to see someone, even if you wait till after you've gone to the toilet, if you know what i mean, maybe that will push it out........