Alternative Meanings to Well-Known Words...?

Question

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray'-ter\ : A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl' \ : What a bullfighter tries to do

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee' \ : Where some hemlines fall

Bernadette \burn'-a-det' \ : The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize' \ : What a crook sees with

Control \kon'-trol\ : A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters \kown'-ter-fit'-ers\ : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\ : A clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes \hee-rhos' \ : What a guy in a boat does

Left Bank \left' bangk' \ : What the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty \mis-tee' \ : How golfers create divots

Paradox \par'-u-doks' \ : Two physicians

Parasites \par'-ih-sites' \: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist \ : A helper on the farm

Polarize \po'-lur-ize' \ : What penguins see with

Primate \pri'-mate' \ : Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief \ree-leef' \ : What trees do in the spring

Selfish \sel'-fish' \ : What the owner of a seafood store does

Subdued \sub-dood' \ : Like, a guy who, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man

Sudafed \sood'-a-fed' \ : Brought litigation against a government official

Answer 1

Funny! 100!

Answer 2

HAHA very clever! Here's a star!

Answer 3

Loved it.

For those of you who can't figure some of these out here are the alternate spellings:

Arby Traitor

Avoid a bull

Below knee

Burn a Debt

Burglar Eyes

Con Troll (Con short for convict)

Counter Fitters

Eye-dropper

He Rows

Left Bank

Miss Tee

Pair of Docs

Paris Sights

Farm Assist

Polar Eyes

Pry-Mates

Re-Leaf

Sell Fish

Sub-Dude

Sued a Fed

Answer 4

:)

Answer 5

Neat.... You have some skill there.

Answer 6

haha, funny.

Answer 7

Parasites \par'-ih-sites' \: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

That could be misinterpreted. ;)