Am I French now?

Question

I am having anti-allergy shots, and as the local factory was closed, they injected me with the shots, imported from France. These shots got my nose running. I've been doing them for two months.

Now, when I have that amount of French dust under my skin, and shed my snot for it, have I became French?

Answer 1

no way

Answer 2

Oui! Absolument!

These dusts are added to shots on purpose! They allow you to speak french correctly, to count in Euros, to appréciate the foie gras and the wine from Sauternes which match so well toguether!

In fact, you are a lucky dog!

Bon, celà dit, je te souhaite la bienvenue en France!

That's great to have you here!

Answer 3

God forbid.

Answer 4

oh lala.. vous plaisantez!?