Am I a PRINCESS??

Question

I am Queen Elizabeth's love child...

with Elton John...

do I get money from the country and/or do I get my own palace!?! Help!

Answer 1

If I were you, I'd keep this information under my hat.

Answer 2

This is clearly a case of your mixing-up Elton John with the Elephant man.Yes,the palace is yours,but Elizabeth asked me to ask you to keep her tryst with the exotic as much a secret as you are capable of.

Good luck and enjoy the draughty palace!

Answer 3

The closest you will get is if you get your boy fiend drunk and make him drive you really,really fast in a Mercedes.

Answer 4

N0 Gah...................YOU B MAKING UP SUME OF DA STUPID QUESTIONZ BUT ANYWAY BY3!!:)

Answer 5

No. Illegitimate b******s are not recognized under the Church of England. Therefore, you will not receive any royal styles and titles nor do you have any claims to the British throne. In addition, illegitimate b******s will not receive any share of civil payments, which are only paid towards to support other British royal family members.

However, you may go after the Queen's personal fortune which is estimated at around US$500 million (£280 million).The Queen also privately owns large amounts of property, so if she acknowledges you as her "love child", she may spare you a piece of land with a private estate on top.

Answer 6

Ummm How did she manage to keep you secret?  I mean, she had to have been in the public eye while pregnant, right?

That sort of thing only works when the KING has a mistress that can be kept out of sight during the pregnancy....doesn't work that way with a QUEEN.

Answer 7

Yes, but only on condition you always wear an old lady hat and funny shaped sunglasses. Have fun!

Answer 8

yer blates

Answer 9

Yes you do ---- it's called a psychiatric ward, money is called delusions.