Am I a threat to girls?

Question

I have more guy friends then I do girls, but I do have girl friends. Like whenever I go to a party or something, girls are always staring me down or talking s***. Honestly, sometimes I think "*****" is written across my face or something.

Answer 1

They could be staring at the solar systems as they revolve around your center. Like, get a clue..

Answer 2

Probably the big "L" tattooed on your forehead gave the game away.

Answer 3

I guess this event is as current as any.

Answer 4

Check ur fly 2 c if it's zipped.  don't troll in unknown waters, capece?

Answer 5

Be an enigma.  Girls love mysteries.  

Answer 6

go wash your face.

Answer 7

The secret is to walk softly and carry a big wallet.

Answer 8

like... Really????