Am I going to Die???

Question

Me and my friend were playing " X-Treme Ping Pong" ( very complicated game, I dont want to explain) and my friend says " wow the ping pong balls are so small " and it some how turned into a bet to see if i could fit 5 in my azz hole... i got 2 in there fine, the 3rd one half way but when i was takin them out I got the 3rd one out fine but the first 2 are way lodged in there. I cant p**p and i keep throwing up? what should i do? should i hire a g*y guy to remove them using his p***s ( no homo )

Answer 1

yes, hire me.

Answer 2

James D should do it for free , and did your boy friend retrieve his p***s from your r****m , now you have balls there you are a weird passive ,