Am I gonna turn into a cat?

Question

I accidentally ate a chip my cat drooled on. I called my veterinarian, because I got scared, and he said that if I didn't go get and antidote shot, I would turn into a cat. He then laughed, said something inaudible (sounded like scum bass), and hung up on me before he told me where to get the antidote.

Answer 1

thats so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... i tasted my cats food when i was younger cause i was curious!! OH MY GOD will i turn into a cat!! well it has not happened yet!! but my boyfriend would dissagree, he says im like a cut cat when im in a bad mood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL you will be fine, i once shared an ice-cream with my cat when i was about 5, imagine all the drool on it!! my mum went mentall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i survived!! im 24 now and dont have TOO MANY cat symtoms!! only joking! your OK!!

Answer 2

sure ok  

Answer 3

You will turn into a cat.  You will spend countless hours l*****g yourself and making that annoying sound when you're chewing the poo out from underneath your toenails.

Be careful when you go into heat.  The neighbor boy kitties will be all over you like stink on a monkey.

Answer 4

No. He was only fooling.

Answer 5

you are not gonna turn into a cat! besides i ate a cat treat when i was 4 and got scared i was gonna turn into a cat in one of my dreams. i was 4

Answer 6

All I know about this is that you have 24 hours to take the antidote before the process is irreversible.

Answer 7

lol...seriously?!!

i dont think thats even possible for a human to turn into a cat..i hope not...good luck!

Answer 8

are you jokeing????

that was a waste of 5 points

Answer 9

maybe u well grow ears an a tail!! yay!!! ♥ do u have aney chips left??  

Answer 10

I turned into a cat a long time ago, it's cool.

Being a cat has its advantages.

I lie around all day, eat, sleep, play, get combed, and loved.

Answer 11

um.. no.. come on you know this... you'll never turn into a animal

Answer 12

No, Nothing will happen.

Answer 13

yes, you are going to turn into a cat. at least you'll live longer.

Answer 14

No... You're fine.. Do cats even drool?  

Answer 15

Let's be honest.. you were headed down this path for a long time now.. if you weren't gonna be a cat, you were going to be a cat lady..

At least now you'll have someone to pet you and give you food and snacks and love, and all you have to do is sleep, and look cute..

I say.. embrace the cat lifestyle.. or, as Sour Girl said, "Meow"  

Answer 16

Oh my gosh! You need to get the antidote immediately!

Funny enough the antidote is found in cat-p**p.

Quick! Head to the cat-box!

Answer 17

either 5 year olds nee to stop having yahoo accounts, or idiots need to stop trying to make funny questions on their account.

Answer 18

The vet was being a jerk. You will not turn into a cat. When I was younger, I would share my water with my cat (until my parents realized and made me stop) lol. Do not use that vet for any pet care. Obviously, he is not a real animal lover and compassionate.  

Answer 19

meow

Answer 20

lol no. he was just joking.

Answer 21

You'll turn into Catwoman and live out your dream of seducing Christian Bale. Make that snotty vet your first victim in your newfound life of crime and skin-tight leather.

Answer 22

You will be such a pretty kitty.