Am I or am I not a Trading God? Look at the sum of these 3 trades and you decide?

Question

These trades were over the last month for a default Yahoo League.

Traded Away:

Rickie Weeks, Derek Jeter, Manny Ramirez, Nick Markakis, Jim Thome, Roy Oswalt, Tim Hudson, Ted Lilly, Jon Lester

Traded For:

Howie Kendrick, Hanley Ramirez, Grady Sizemore, Chone Figgins, Carlos Delgado, Johan Santana, Chad Billingsley, Ubaldo Jimenez, Francisco Liriano

Now Look at my overall Roster:

C: Mauer

1B: Feilder

2B: Kendrick

3B: Longoria

SS: H. Ramirez

OF: Sizemore

OF: Soriano

OF: Kemp

Util: Delgado

BN: Figgins

SP: Santana

SP: C. Young

RP: Street

RP: Soria

P: Torres

P: Rodney

P: Billingsley

BN: Burnett

BN: Liriano

BN: Weaver

BN: Jimenez

Answer 1

you arent a trading god u just traded witha moron

Answer 2

good job, too bad you're not playing for any money and you live in your mom's basement